Anonymous asked: r cusin goerg and cusin pans specal frands
BAILEY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THE COMPUTER, BAD DOG
This is the matriarch of the Butt clan, Aunt C.T. She is as old as dirt and is currently employed as a crotchety old bat. She has earned the right to lick herself in public, so don’t even MESS
On top is Cousin Pants… again. On the bottom is Cousin George. Cousin George freelances as a cushion for the rest of the cats.
This is Cousin Spaz. Cousin Spaz is 11 years old and a car mechanic. He likes to chew tobaccy in his spare time.
Bailey visits with Cousin Pants. Like the Bails, Cousin Pants is brown and white. And also like Bailey, he is big and stupid. Pants is currently employed as a dumpster diver behind the 7-11. He tried to get Bailey a job there, but she was fired because she can’t jump.
Meet the extended family week!
Time to meet the rest of the Butt clan here at Bailey and Buttons! You’ll meet the three cousins and the Butt-Uttons’ angry old auntie. Stay tuned for the fun!
Ever since Bailey got banned from the grocery store, Buttons has had to do all of the family shopping
Bailey accidentally 20 lbs of potatoes
You should know this by now, Dr. B. Uttons, but covering your eyes does not make a brain tumor go away.
Dr. B. Uttons treats a patient for chronic lapcat deficiency
Anonymous asked: Is Bailey fond of alcoholic Irish Cream?
Bailey is fond of anything that she can lick repeatedly
Anonymous asked: if i make an art of buttons or bailey can you put a picshur of it up
We accept all fanart of the Butt-Uttons sisters
Bailey takes a nap after a long day of taking a nap
Anonymous asked: Sorry Buttons, this one is for Bailey. Dear Baily, are you afraid that the cats will eat you?
Bailey lives in perpetual fear of being turned into tiny cat hamburgers
Paging Dr. Buttons… paging Dr. Buttons… Dr. B. Uttons??? Hello???
